Well it’s officially ‘Boo Szn’ now that Fall has begun. That means you can expect to see a whole lot of the color orange everywhere. We are mid-way through October so that means some people are going to pick an orange pumpkin and some are going to pick an orange president. Everyone is concentrating on different things. As this upcoming Boo Szn is in full throttle, some people are single, some people are in a relationship and some people are happy. But it doesn’t matter what your relationship status is, you can still enjoy this cringey time.
Singles
Let’s start off with single people first. It can be a little difficult being single during this time because it’s usually around this time of year when you find out that yet another friend from high school announces that they’re getting engaged, having a baby or both. Don’t be fooled. Correlation DOES imply causation. But you got to remember your life is still pretty good even without a soulmate. Being the ugly duckling of the group during this time has a lot of advantages. You don’t have to feel the pressure of finding a couples Halloween costume. You can be whatever you want, and you don’t have to worry about what your partner likes. In fact, not many people are celebrating Halloween this year anyway, so that leaves more options for you to look at when you’re doing your last-minute costume shopping at Spirit Halloween. It can be hard to think of a costume idea but because I like you so much, I’m going to help you out with some ideas:
- Dress up as a second stimulus check and then don’t show up at anyone’s house.
- Let a toddler draw on your face and be a mumble rapper.
- Be a canceled comedian! So many different choices there! Or better yet, throw a canceled comedian costume party.
- Be a zoom interviewee. Comb your hair really nice, wear a blazer, tie and tie clip. Forget the pants, put on your most comfortable underwear and a pair of socks that don’t match with a hole in one of them.
If you are feeling bad about not having someone to hold, just remember that being single gives you more free time to work on yourself and I can just tell, you definitely need to work on yourself more. This is a great chance to go to the gym and get some abs in the works. Unless you’re one of those couples that works out together and posts their “dumbbell duo” videos on Instagram, most people in relationships lose their relationship with the gym. It’s just the truth. Yes, you’re single during Boo Szn but you’re going to be fine, trust me. Being single is definitely the way to go!
Couples
Now look if you’re all cuffed up and in love, that’s great too. Get under a warm blanket with your cutie patootie, light that cinnamon pumpkin muffin candle and put on Hocus Pocus. Halloween is going to be fun because you’re not stuck in your house dressing up as a second stimulus check to post as a joke on Twitter. If you don’t do anything for Halloween, you can still get together with your partner and dress up. But do something different. Everyone has done Joker and Harlee Quinn, you can’t do that, please don’t do that. It can be hard to think of a costume idea but because I like you so much, I’m going to help you out with some ideas:
- The classic doctor-patient duo would be a great idea this year considering the circumstances.
- Donald Trump and Joe Biden. You only need one mask and one hair piece for this fun duo!
- Dress as your favorite Tik Tok dancers! Have a dance party and write “FYP” on the front door.
- Be workout partners, walk around with weights and call yourselves “The Dumbbell Duo”. That’s really cute.
This is the most romantic time of the year; this time extends all the way to February 14th so cozy up! Get engaged or have a baby! Who cares where your career is at right now, it’s Boo Szn your parents will understand. Make the most of it. Being in a relationship is definitely the way to go!
Whichever romantic or non-romantic situation your hormones put you in for this coming Boo Szn, you know how you can make the most of it. I hope this article helped you get your life together. Feel free to spread the word to your friends who may also be having the same concerns as you. Now, I’m going to leaf you off with a corny joke and I’ll be on my way. Whether you’re looking for a scare or soulmate, I hope you find your boo.
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