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Top 5 Spongebob Memes That Will Blow Your Squarepants Off

If a king had to be crowned in the world of meme culture, everyone’s favorite undersea cleaning utensil, Spongebob Squarepants, would definitely reign supreme. For the past few years, it seems like there’s been a new Spongebob meme every other day, each of them funnier than the last. The buck-tooth fry cook has become so ingratiated in meme culture, that it can be difficult to sift through all of the best Spongebob memes out there. Fortunately, this list is here to give those looking for the best Spongebob memes a good place to start. 

#5: Confused Mr. Krabs
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Bikini Bottom’s most selfish shellfish is usually not one to get flustered. As far as underwater restaurant owners go, Mr. Krabs is usually on top of his game, but every crustacean cracks once in a while, and this meme is a prime example of one of those times. The confused Mr. Krabs meme is one of those classics that can be applied to almost every situation, from being left alone in the checkout line as a child, to hearing that you had a paper due last night when you stayed up until 3 AM watching reruns of Friends while eating a whole jar of peanut butter.

#4: Evil Patrick
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Just about every person on Earth has a little bit of mischief in their heart. Whether it’s negligible or genuinely concerning, we all do things that make us feel like little tricksters. The evil Patrick meme encapsulates this feeling perfectly. If you’ve never made this exact face while kicking ice under the fridge or taking the last paper towel and leaving the empty roll for someone else to replace, then you’re lying to yourself.

#3: Sleeping Squidward
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Spongebob’s most cynical companion, Squidward Tentacles, is the one character that people can most relate to as they grow older. He’s responsible for some of the show’s most memorable moments, and the sleeping Squidward meme is the perfect representation of suddenly remembering something very important when it’s already too late. We’ve all laid down at night thinking about the day we’ve had, just to realize, “Oh no, I never wished my mother a happy birthday.” It happens to the best of us, and this meme lets us all look back and laugh on the times we really wish we remembered something. 

#2: Hiding Squidward
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Bikini Bottom’s best cephalopod is well-known for a lot of things, especially his distaste for his neighbors, but this meme has taken a bit of a different direction from the context of the show. As far as Spongebob memes go, this one is one of the more versatile memes to gain traction over the last few years. It’s most often used in a situation where someone is missing out on something fun that other people are doing. It can also be used to illustrate one group’s success, while a different group hides away due to their failure. This meme is rife with loneliness, but it’s the ability to find levity in that loneliness that makes it so entertaining.

#1: Mocking Spongebob
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Here it is, the cream of the crop, the big cheese, the most recognizable Spongebob meme to grace the internet, mocking Spongebob. Mocking Spongebob is fantastic for one undeniable reason: it is absolutely savage. It may seem childish, repeating someone in a cartoonish voice as a form of rebuttal, but there’s also something so scathing about it that leaves most people speechless. This meme can be applied to practically any situation, making it simple to use and accessible to everyone. As far as all of the Spongebob memes through the years are concerned, this one is the most timeless.  And there you have it, the top 5 Spongebob memes that the internet has graced us with over the last few years.


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How To Make The Most of Your Quarantine

So you’ve just been sitting at home all day scrolling through the For You Page, retweeting trending memes and getting rejected by jobs on Indeed. Many of you might be thinking, “What’s next for me?”. This pandemic has really put a halt on a lot of America’s prideful culture. But don’t worry, that’s why I’ve written this article about how you can make the most of your quarantine. 

Get A Dog! Or A Cat! Or A Parrot, Hamster, Fish!

Having a pet is a great way to have a companion who you can fart around and not feel judged. You just don’t get that with people nowadays. Having a pet will make you forget about the pandemic because you will have a best friend to spend your days with. Going outside just to be around people and risk getting Covid is so last April! The risk is not worth it. People are not that great. Pets are way better.

Learn A New Language

The FBI is more likely to hire someone who is bilingual over someone who only speaks English; that’s what they told me when I interviewed them for this article. They have that kind of time, and I have that kind of connection. But back to the point, learning another language gives you the right to brag about yourself in conversation. We all know someone who is bilingual because they’ve said, “Hey I’m bilingual!” when you asked them how their weekend was. So go on and download Duolingo premium, change your Netflix subtitles to Spanish, and get ready to be better than everyone else. 

Throw An Apron On

How great of a cook are you? If your Tinder bio claims you’re a “really good cook” then go experiment and make a new meal that you’ve never made before, hot shot. Make a dish that you can’t pronounce, then I’ll be impressed. If your dish doesn’t have at least two apostrophes in the title then don’t brag about it on your Instagram, okay? 

If you’re not that great a cook, learn to be one. It’s a lot of fun making something in the kitchen. You’ll feel proud of yourself. Maybe even tell your parents. they might feel a sense of pride as well; maybe it’s been a while since they’ve been proud of you. You both deserve a win.

Quarantine can be a positive thing if you let it. All this extra time can be pretty useful. Go make yourself a better person. Memorize all your friend’s birthdays so that you don’t have to wait until they post on Instagram to comment “HBD”. Let’s use this opportunity to do things that we always said we don’t have time for or things we were too lazy to do.


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Conflicted White Woman Loves Autumn Trees, But Doesn’t See Color

While many are happy about the cooler weather and changing seasons, not everyone is celebrating. Claire, a 28-year-old Ugg Boots enthusiast, is feeling conflicted. Very early on this year, she declared that she “can’t see color,” and will, therefore, treat all tree leaves the same.

“All Leaves Matter. The biggest way to celebrate the changing seasons is to not talk about it,” Claire said in the caption for a black-and-white portrait of an oak tree, “I’m done with hearing about colors – can’t seasons just be seasons? Why do we need to describe them with the social constructs of colors?

Her husband, Garret, a white man who is increasingly feeling like fewer people are listening to him, did not mince words about the attention the autumn leaves’ color is getting. “I’m so sick of people talking about these ‘multi-colored’ trees and taking pictures of them. Sure, I like autumn. I don’t have an anti-autumn bone in my body but I’m tired of people making the distinction between summer and autumn leaves.” 

Garret also floated a theory that the changing seasons are a liberal plot to get more people to vote in the November election. He doesn’t believe the election happening in an autumn month is a coincidence.

Protestors of the All Leaves Matter group have come out of the woodwork to support the colorful language used to describe the changing leaves. They decried people like Claire as people “swamped in Pumpkin-Spice-Privilege,” and, choosing one of their favorite autumn colors decided to start “Orange Lives Matter.”

Their slogan, however, was hijacked by a grassroots Republican group after believing it to be a statement supporting President Donald Trump.


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The Reviews for Midnight Sun Are In!

Remember Twilight? Yeah, we never got a chance to forget about it.

Which, in some ways, is good; it’s distracted us from the current conditions of the world, and honestly, anything that distracts us seems like a win to me. Whether you see Twilight as a teen romance or a comedy, let’s be real: it’s entertained us all. Some of us have been in the Twilight world since the release of the first movie in 2008, and others have gotten sucked in somewhere along the way, and while we may all have our independent opinions on how good the movies are compared to the books, and whether we’re Team Jacob or Team Edward, one thing is true for all of us: we are seriously invested. It’s been over 10 years since the first movie came out, yet here we are in 2020, still talking about it.

Stephenie Meyer, the author of the series, has been a tremendous help throughout the years, engaging in conversations about the books and movies on her social media accounts. She finally released the companion book to Twilight in which Edward narrates his experiences as a vampire, meeting Bella, and falling in love with her despite their…differences. Releasing Midnight Sun just last month has revived the Twilight fandom, but it’s also created a disparity between readers, and the reviews have come in.

Scrolling through reviews for books before reading them can always be a little tricky because all readers experience differently and a certain book might not be everybody’s cup of tea, so it’s best not to fully rely on the things you read online. It’s more ideal to make your own judgments about it, but that doesn’t mean it’s not fun to look through the reviews. Articles upon articles have been written about this wildly anticipated book; however, not all of the reviews have been great. There’s a saying that any press is good press, but I don’t think that that applies to Midnight Sun.

The Guardian’s Elle Hunt reviewed the book and stated, “Unfortunately, Midnight Sun does not make for gripping reading, nor significantly expand Meyer’s vampiric lore, an obvious missed opportunity when writing from Edward’s perspective.”

The Independent’s Annie Lord hilariously wrote, “In the Twilight Universe, vampires don’t burn under the sun, they gleam like diamonds. I wish they did set alight, though: that way I might not have to hear Edward’s inner monologue as his lips rest on Bella’s neck ever again.”

Elle’s Lauren Puckett wrote, “But this is still Twilight: It’s still Edward and Bella’s story. If that’s what you signed up for, then good—you’ll be pleased. But if you were hoping for breathtaking new insight into the immortal mind of your first love, you won’t find anything here but a tired man and a tired tale.

So… maybe the book wasn’t that good after all. I decided to check it out myself anyway and see what all the discussions were about. I figured if I didn’t like the book, at least I’d get a good chuckle out of it, and if I did like it, then that was a win. 

The first thing I noticed was that Edward went into a lot more detail than Bella ever did. The infamous biology class scene itself went on for pages and pages with Edward recalling every single minor detail; however, instead of growing annoyed at that, I actually appreciated the effort since I got the picture of the turmoil Edward was going through more vividly. Stephenie Meyer made sure there were no questions of gray areas in the book, thoroughly explaining exactly what was happening in those few short seconds, from the frantic grip on the table when Bella entered the room (“My hand crushed through the strut and came away with a palmful of splintered pulp, leaving the shape of my fingers carved into the remaining wood.”), to the way he explained how her scent impacted him (“Her scent hit me like a battering ram, like an exploding grenade. There was no image violent enough to encompass the force of what happened to me in that moment.”). The language, however, was more graphic than I thought it would be considering Edward is extremely conservative and barely says anything out of the ordinary, thinking carefully over his words. Peering into his head made that dynamic shift because suddenly he was this frantic, imperfect character who overanalyzed everything and spent his time overthinking. Once more, I appreciated Meyer expanding on Edward’s character considering before the release of this book, he was always regarded as the more rational half of the relationship.

The book doesn’t read as a comedy or romance from Edward’s point of view, but there are hints of guilt and lust that show how flawed he is. Now just like any other book, there were some parts that were a little odd, like how Carlisle was always just so at ease, even during the scene at the end where Bella was bleeding out. He was described as “calm” about four times in one page! Edward’s thoughts also turned immensely violent sometimes, which irked me because he really just needed to chill out. And if we’re mentioning the iffy parts of the book, we should probably mention Edward watching Bella sleep and how angry he seemed to get when she disagreed with him on minor decisions. Overall, not a very healthy relationship. Kind of a weird and awkward atmosphere. I finished the book thinking I didn’t feel like a different person at all, like how you do when you’ve just finished a book that was the best thing you’ve ever read in your life.

Reading reviews about books, as I mentioned before, is a great way to familiarize yourself with the content of the book, but if you really want to make your own judgments, read it yourself and think about what it means to you. If I were to rate Midnight Sun, it would receive a 6 out of 10.


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